We proudly offer a new public service here at Innocent Bystander. From now until her release from prison on Sunday, March 6, we will count down the days until Martha Stewart finishes her "time-out" and once again joins us common folk. Don't worry, this will NOT be an every day occurance. But we will provide periodic updates to keep you abreast of the Martha "Countdown to Freedom" Watch™. We don't want you to miss a thing. Because you can be assured that if (God forbid) North Korea nukes some other country on March 6th, every news show in the country will lead with Martha bustin' out...
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