Innocent Bystander

Hey...we haven't done one of these in a while...

Over two years, but who's counting...right?

Absolutely no good will come of this...

Not a hoax! Not a dream! Not an imaginary story!

In the midst of a two-month battle for the soul of this country, one book shall rise from the ashes of despair, saving us from hockey moms, endless rhetoric and constant debate.

One book shall unite us all.

One book shall make us laugh again!

Ladies and gentlemen, I GIVE YOU...

CHEEZBURGER!

(Yes, it's real. Click on the link and buy one, you fool. Only 8 bucks--cheap! Available Oct. 7.)

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The end...for now! Merry Catzmas!

See also: Cheezburger for further enlightenment.

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See also: Cheezburger for further enlightenment.

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See also: Cheezburger for further enlightenment.

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See also: Cheezburger for further enlightenment.

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See also: Cheezburger for further enlightenment.

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See also: Cheezburger for further enlightenment.