Let's put this Oscar® thing to bed, please...
I ended up not being able to hold my tongue--or more correctly, my fingers, as I have yet to master the art of typing with my tongue--Sundayt night during that mess of an Oscar broadcast. I typed a few pithy--and hopefully, well placed--comments on Facebook, where only 200 or so of my "closest friends" could opt to see them, that is if they "subscribe" to me.
Here now for posterity, are those comments. Taken out of the context of the moment, some of them won't make much sense and seem a bit obscure, but let's just say Tom Cruise is looking younger every year.
It's nice when the Oscars team up two similar actresses to present an award...like the equally untalented Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz.
Owen Wilson: Millions of dollars made from his movies and he still can't afford to get his f*cking nose fixed.
Great … time for the dead people. Everyone watching at home is dead at this point, too.
Natalie Portman is way too young to be a pompous jackass, but she's really good at it.
Tom Cruise's next movie: The Picture of Dorian Gray, a true-life story.
Meryl Streep, this year's Oscar winner for Best Accent.
The dog from The Artist taking a dump on the stage would be the perfect ending for this steaming pile of an Oscars show.