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This week's list: Annoying commercials

1. Any commercial from Old Navy. Please Old Navy. Wake up. Fire your ad agency. From talking mannequins (the "SuperModelquins") to women dancing on the checkout counters, every ad campaign outdoes the previous one for obnoxiousness and mediocrity. Are you really paying companies to come up with this dreck?

2. That commercial for Aarons with "country music singer/songwriter" Brittini Black. Seriously...did they travel back in time to make this? To like, 1987?

3. Any commercial for a movie comedy. I should actually be grateful for this, I suppose. I've already seen all the funny parts for Hall Pass and Just Go With It. I'll never have to sit through the actual movies.

4. Poise bladder control pads. With Whoopi Goldberg. Seriously, Whoopi...it's okay to say no. (For added torture, visit this link, and watch Whoopi go for another Academy Award nomination. Nothing can stop her now. Not even LBL--Light Bladder Leakage.)

5. Beyaz birth control pills. Okay, the commercial isn't that bad, but what focus group approved this product's name? Doesn't "Beyaz" sound a little too much like "biatch?" As in, "Biatch, are you takin' dat Beyaz pill?"

The bottom line: Don't go see Hall Pass in your Old Navy jeans while humming Brittini Black's Aarons song without a Poise bladder control pad...you may laugh too hard and cause LBL  and forget to take your Beyaz. Biatch.

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[Kitchen Encounters]

Hilarious!