We don't get a lot of comments here at Innocent Bystander, but lately we've been getting lots of spam comments. I'm not sure why. They're kind of funny and charming in their own right. Let's read some now, okay?
"Generic propecia" writes to tell us:
Is it possible to have king kong jumping around and surviving his
various crash landings? Why not? Please explain this in terms of
atomic physics using natural units (planck units). An answer might
discuss the force of the impact of King Kong (use approximate
equations) and the chemical bonds in his bones. Ignore factors of 2,
pi, and such pesty constants.
I'm sorry, Generic, but that's just too much work and I don't think your theory works without PI being factored in.
"Free movies" had this to say about our Seven Days in May review:
Yeah it is very good movie. It is the one of favorite movie of my grand ma. She is used to talk about this movie. She always said me ..my dear son you must go for this movie. It is very good movie.
Perhaps, Free, your grand ma's name is May and what she's really telling you is she likes to have sex. A lot. Like for seven straight days. And really...are you her grandson or her son? Get your facts straight, man!
"Green zone" wrote about Green Zone, quoting himself quite eloquently:
According to me, It is average type movie. It is semi-fictional (but in many ways consistent with what facts are known), but it is a ripping good story, well filmed, well paced, and well acted.
Hmmm...your review of my review strikes me as being somewhat schizophrenic and I think you should look into some serious psychiatric help, Zoney. Or Greeny. Whichever you prefer.
I don't think "Al" is a spammer...he's in love with Chrissy Russo, but he's a horrible speller, so I doubt he'll get Chrissy's attention. She's a stickler for details like that.
Crissy your. Hot I just whatch the news to see you. From al
Sigh...such a romantic note to end on.
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