With Apple's announcement of the iPad this week, the next logical question becomes "What's next?' The computer giant, once boasting the bragging rights of a mere pittance of Bill Gates' market share when it came to operating systems changed the music industry with the iPod and started a faithful gathering of new converts to the Apple way of life. The iPad begat the iPhone and, lo, the world changed for Apple and Apple doth changeth the world.
Okay, enough of the biblical speak...but someday I'm going to write a whole post like that. You've been warned.
So now we have the iPad, which has, of course, unleashed a flow of feminine hygiene puns (I just spotted one by me!). But I sincerely believe that Apple is just getting started and we can look forward to even more iProducts. On the horizon I see:
The iPed, a small device you put in your shoe to measure how far you walk, what speed you walk at, and your heart rate, blood pressure, and blood/alcohol level based on the sweat from your feet, and yes, even how stinky your feet are. What a boon to science and health this device will be. Indeed!
The iPee, which will help diabetics like myself keep better track of the sugar levels in our urine. Don't ask me how it does this. You don't want to know. It'll also tell you if you're going to pass that drug test or if you're going back to prison.
The iPet, which takes the place of a real pet: dog, cat, goldfish, parakeet, coyote, dingo. You pick. They're all on there!
The iPie, which makes perfect pies every time, however they're very tiny.
The iPoo, the iPee's sister device. You can figure that one out.
The iPow, which has a little tiny boxing glove in it, which springs out and hits people in the face. Okay, that one's pretty lame.
The iPun, which tells jokes. Really, really bad jokes. Kinda like this post.
And finally, The iPud. You're on your own with that one, folks.
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