One of the stupidest movies I've ever seen is currently on the Mystery Channel. That's one of those 10 movie channels for $3.00/month cable thingies I have. It's called Home Invasion and stars Veronica Hamel. It started off with 3 guys following her home and trying to break into her house while she was unloading her car. She set off her car alarm, and the housing security force came and shot one of the bad guys. But it's okay...there were 3 girls IN BIKINIS NEXT DOOR AND 2 OF THEM CAME RUNNING OVER. So now we have bikini-clad women in the house with the home invader guys.
Now, THAT'S GREAT WRITING.